Note for Jimbo,
It has come to my attention that you have volunteered a new member into my society of "if it breathes, do it" with no respect of gender. In future I will require a formal meeting to discuss any other inclusions to my small band of merry men. On this occasion because the member involved is of good quality and totally gay (because he prefers to watch soccer instead of rugby) I will overlook your mistake.
Jimbo
A new member?
Dear QEFTSG
I have seen you in the showers and can understand why you are happy to have a new member in the form of Woolly.
However, under article 6, subsection 4.1.1.3 of the Lesbian Membership Society it strictly says
"Any member who drops people in it when arranging to travel away to watch a rugby match in Norwich because they are going to watch a namby pamby soccer game in Ipswich, will be barred from the club and transferred (free of charge) to the "other side""
Now, when drawing up the articles, it was an amazing coincidence that this article matched the EXACT circumstances of the day that Woolly was transferred, without reference, to your club.
Possibly, future transgressions will not be so exactly fit the articles and this transfer will be done by negotiation. Until such time, the offending ex-lesbian will be held in purgatory.
A beer will be forthcoming Saturday
Jimbo
QEFTSG
Drink is good and all now makes sense. Thank you
Jimbo
I knew the offer of a guiness, plus the explanation of the specific article 6 and subsection would win you over.
